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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:42 pm    Post subject: Share a Saying Reply with quote

If you know of or just heard a funny or thought provoking saying post them here and share them!

I have some!

RAPTURE: Seperation of church and state!

If man evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Mr. Green Mr. Green Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If it takes 20 minutes at 250 degrees, it should only take 2 minutes at 2500 degrees!!!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was younger, and not as nice as I am now, I bought a bumper sticker that said

I may be fat, but you're ugly, and I can diet!

I never got the nerve to put it on my car! (Which would have been awful being that my other bumper stickers were Christian sayings!)


Anyway, I had a bumper sticker....ON the car that said

Read the Bible, it'll scare the hell out of you! Laugh
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man's home is his castle,
let him clean it! Smile


Did you wake up grumpy this morning.........
Or did you let him sleep!? Mr. Green



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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

courdaroy pillows....they;re making headlines!



dislexics of the world untie!




Very funny Scotty! Now beam down my clothes! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

here is one more many have already heard:

BIBLE : Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A door is something that your dog is always on the wrong side of.


What do you mean I'm overdrawn?! I still have checks in my checkbook!


I'm a farmer....I'm out-standing in my field. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

National athiests Day, April 1st


I childproofed my home, but they kept getting in. Smile

it's bad luck to be superstitious


Engergizer Bunny arrested......charged with battery! Smile


IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got


If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire. Mr. Green
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Beam me up Scottie! There's no sign of intellegent life here!

I'm in my own little world, but, it's okay...they know me here.


Too soon old, too late smart.



He who has the most toys....still leaves earth without them! (I think I made that one up!) Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Remember the old bumper sticker "My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!"?


Well, I always thought it would be fun to have one that said:

"My God can beat up your gods!". Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't suffer from insanity.........I enjoy every minute of it! Mr. Green

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Laughing

Out of my mind; back in five minutes.
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A real sign said this: If this sign is underwater, the road is flooded. Laugh
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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

Sign at a plastic surgeon's office: May we pick your nose for you?
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

These were all on an away message site:

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. (heard that one before!)

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.

Imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.

I'm right 90% of the time, so why worry about the other 3%?

When all is said and done more is said than done.

We are all born cold, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I wish I were you so I could be friends with me.

I'm not here right now but if you scream really loud into your monitor I might be able to hear you!

Has your mind ever just gone blank? Well sometimes that happens to me and...WHAT? What was I talking about? My mind just went blank.

Help!Ican'tfindthespacebar!

Sory speelcheck isnt werking so my speling isnt up too par...

Don't Worry, I dont know where I am either.

Is your computer running? You better go chase it.

I can only please 1 person a day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look too good either...

How do I set a laser printer to stun?



...................................there are many, many more on that site, but I'll get back to you later on that. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found these.

I've gone to look for myself, if I should return before I get back- keep me here.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit & the person who doesn't get it.

On a diet? Go to the paint store. You can get thinner there.

Laughing



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